MTV 2010 Movie Awards Disappoints... WTF??07 Mar 2020
So… Twilight gets top honors angerufen…. Over Avatar? WTF??? I keep trying to remind myself that I am no longer 20something, and that the real 20somethings are taking over while I am left living in fantasy land.
A land where Avatar’s Zoe Saldana and Sam Worthington win best kiss…. cuz it was….
Where best movie for 2010 is named The Hangover…. cuz it was….
Where best female performance is Sandra Bullock in The Blind Side… cuz she was….
Where best break-out actor is Quinton Aaron…. cuz he was…
But no. Instead I live in a world when I am a used up cougar no longer in her 20’s, and the real 20somethings overrule my vote with their theory that The Twilight Saga should win most everything…. which it did.
So anyway, instead of babbling on about how I am being cheated of unending youth, here is the list of winners for MTV’s 2010 Movie Awards: (I cannot believe MTV did not ask for my opinion for the winners. WTF???)
BEST FIGHT SCENE Beyonce Knowles vs. Ali Larter - Obsessed Hugh Jackman and Liev Schreiber vs. Ryan Reynolds - X-Men Origins: Wolverine Logan Lerman vs. Jake Abel - Percy Jackson and the Olympians: The Lightning Thief Robert Downey Jr. vs. Mark Strong - Sherlock Holmes Sam Worthington vs. Stephen Lang - Avatar
Winner: Beyonce Knowles vs. Ali Larter - Obsessed
BEST FEMALE PERFORMANCE Amanda Seyfried - Dear John Emma Watson - Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince Kristen Stewart - The Twilight Saga: New Moon (Hello?? Can you say “whine a little more, CryGirl?) Sandra Bullock - The Blind Side Zoe Saldana - Avatar
Winner: Kristen Stewart - The Twilight Saga: New Moon
BEST BREAKOUT STAR Anna Kendrick - Up in the Air Chris Pine - Star Trek Gabourey Sidibe - Precious: Based on the Novel Push by Sapphire Logan Lerman - Percy Jackson and the Olympians: The Lightning Thief Quinton Aaron - The Blind Side (you go, Quint!) Zach Galifianakis - The Hangover (Breakout? This dude’s been around as long as me-but I love him!)
Winner: Anna Kendrick - Up in the Air
BEST SCARED AS SHIT PERFORMANCE (New Category for 2010) Alison Lohman - Drag Me To Hell (scared the shit out of me. That’s for damned sure!) Amanda Seyfried - Jennifer’s Body Jesse Eisenberg - Zombieland Katie Featherston - Paranormal Activity Sharlto Copley - District 9
Winner: Amanda Seyfried - Jennifer’s Body
BEST KISS SCENE Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson - The Twilight Saga: New Moon Kristen Stewart and Dakota Fanning - The Runaways (did this go straight to DVD or something? Cuz this one never showed up at the theaters in my redneck part of the woods…) Sandra Bullock and Ryan Reynolds - The Proposal Taylor Swift and Taylor Lautner - Valentine’s Day Zoe Saldana and Sam Worthington - Avatar
Winner: Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson - The Twilight Saga: New Moon
BEST WTF?? MOMENT Betty White - The Proposal (Cops a Feel) <–you go, girl! Bill Murray - Zombieland (Bill Murray?! A Zombie?!) <–Hello!! Isabel Lucas - Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen (Unexpected Transformation) Ken Jeong - The Hangover (Naked Trunk Surprise) Megan Fox - Jennifer’s Body (Vomits a Mysterious Black Ooze) <–Brush your teeth, Ho!
Winner: Ken Jeong - The Hangover, Naked Trunk Surprise
BEST VILLAIN Christoph Waltz - Inglourious Basterds Helena Bonham Carter - Alice In Wonderland Ken Jeong - The Hangover Stephen Lang - Avatar Tom Felton - Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince
Winner: Tom Felton - Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince
BIGGEST BADASS STAR (New Category) Rain Angelina Jolie Channing Tatum Sam Worthington Chris Pine
BEST MALE PERFORMANCE Channing Tatum - Dear John Daniel Radcliffe - Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince Robert Pattinson - The Twilight Saga: New Moon Taylor Lautner - The Twilight Saga: New Moon Zac Efron - 17 Again
Winner: Robert Pattinson - The Twilight Saga: New Moon
GLOBAL SUPERSTAR (New Category) Robert Pattinson Kristen Stewart Taylor Lautner Johnny Depp Daniel Radcliffe
Winner: Robert Pattinson
BEST COMEDIC PERFORMANCE Ben Stiller - Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian Bradley Cooper - The Hangover Ryan Reynolds - The Proposal Sandra Bullock - The Proposal Zach Galifianakis - The Hangover
Winner: Zach Galifianakis - The Hangover
BEST MOVIE Alice In Wonderland Avatar Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince The Hangover The Twilight Saga: New Moon
Winner: The Twilight Saga: New Moon